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LiteraryPussyLover on April 1, 2026 2:08 pm I get thatâs the pointâĻ but this is the nastiest fucking thing Iâve ever seen.
irievibez86 on April 1, 2026 2:08 pm this is unhinged and iâm here for it! sorry u get an upvote instead!!
Snacks_snacks_2406 on April 1, 2026 2:10 pm Youâre a monster and itâs exactly what this community needs đĢĄ
Relevant-Ad-2950 on April 1, 2026 2:10 pm Iâm speechless at this awesome horror show đđĢļđŧđĢļđŧđĢļđŧđĢļđŧ
Wetandstickybandit on April 1, 2026 2:10 pm Upvote because this is kinda accurate if you have animals đ
lefthandwest on April 1, 2026 2:12 pm And here I’ve been brushing my cats and not doing a single thing with the hair. I’ve wasted so much time (and hair).
ACERVIDAE on April 1, 2026 2:12 pm https://preview.redd.it/djmq2p477lsg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f361315672afa5cf4ab9a8a39e1eba8c61cac3d8
Much_Difference on April 1, 2026 2:13 pm I wish there was a third option: upvote, downvote, and Not Mad Just Disappointed vote.
Ok-Witness1035 on April 1, 2026 2:15 pm What if you coated the nail in hair and did a hard clear coat over so it didnât catch on things? Iâm here for the unhinged
florawater on April 1, 2026 2:16 pm Absolutely not, I love unhinged manis, you got my upvoteđđđąâ¨
NoelaniSpell on April 1, 2026 2:16 pm Mildly shocked, but points for creativity. Extra points for the kitty too. Total: upvote đ 
Mariashax on April 1, 2026 2:17 pm Iâll file this away with the other repressed memories. Thanks OP!
NoCod5514 on April 1, 2026 2:17 pm Your creativity is unmatched, impressive, and should be illegal. I applaud you but also go to jail immediately.
Call_me_Kelly on April 1, 2026 2:21 pm Now I want to see someone make troll doll nails with their pet’s spare floof! 
32 Comments
this is so cursed & i love it
No downvotes here. Best I can do is a đģ.
IâĻ. Am affronted

I can’t I can’t I love it too much!
i smell a new trend!!!!
I get thatâs the pointâĻ but this is the nastiest fucking thing Iâve ever seen.
Okay, this made me laugh đ¤
this is unhinged and iâm here for it! sorry u get an upvote instead!!
Resourceful artist đ
Youâre a monster and itâs exactly what this community needs đĢĄ
Iâm speechless at this awesome horror show đđĢļđŧđĢļđŧđĢļđŧđĢļđŧ

Upvote because this is kinda accurate if you have animals đ

And here I’ve been brushing my cats and not doing a single thing with the hair. I’ve wasted so much time (and hair).
Youâre a demon from hell đđ
https://preview.redd.it/djmq2p477lsg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f361315672afa5cf4ab9a8a39e1eba8c61cac3d8
Hey so go to heck
I wish there was a third option: upvote, downvote, and Not Mad Just Disappointed vote.
Happy goddamn April fools. I guess. If you must.
This is horrible and wonderful, thank you so much.
Dammit I love this unhinged sub so much
What if you coated the nail in hair and did a hard clear coat over so it didnât catch on things? Iâm here for the unhinged
Absolutely not, I love unhinged manis, you got my upvoteđđđąâ¨
Mildly shocked, but points for creativity.
Extra points for the kitty too.
Total: upvote đ

Jumping on this trend next nail day! Heeerrreeee kitty kitty!!
Iâll file this away with the other repressed memories. Thanks OP!
Your creativity is unmatched, impressive, and should be illegal. I applaud you but also go to jail immediately.
oh i HATE it.
I hate it! Good job!
Too unique, daring, and cunty to downvote
Now I want to see someone make troll doll nails with their pet’s spare floof!
